main break

a friend is about to have a baby.

i'm on the phone with her, inviting her to meet at our house for a labor-inducing walk and dinner afterwards (eggplant parmesan of course).

the girls overhear my conversation.

neve, nervously: "but mom!  what if her water runs at our house!?"

fiona, correcting: "neve, we have a bathroom, you know."

neve, annoyed: "duh, fiona.  but do you really think pregnant ladies can hold their loose water?"

gross.


5 comments:

Lisa Page Rosenberg said...

I can't hold my loose water either.
Another joy of peri-menopause.

Madeline said...

Hahahaha. The damn loose water!

Madeline said...

Also, I came over to tell you that you've been tagged. Feel free to take your time or ignore entirely. :)

Anonymous said...

Speaking of loose water, oh...don't make me laugh! Not just for pregnant ladies.

Jess said...

I CANNOT wait until both my girls are old enough to have these conversations!