Older Sister/ Monster

Neve:  "Hey, let's play house."

Fiona: "Nah.  I wanna play Queen and the Lawyer.  I'll be the queen."

Neve:  "What's a lawyer?"

Fiona:  "She's the one that's kind of ugly who shines my shoes, washes my clothes, and reads my mail."


(photo by Oijoy?)
 
Neve:  "Can't we just play house?  I'll be the dad?"

The views expressed here are those of a 6 year old (who clearly does not know what a lawyer is or does) and not necessarily those of a sane person.

3 comments:

Erin said...

Seriously. I don't understand the point of having kids unless they're going to be as weird as yours.

swonderful said...

Did you see on Facebook where I wrote that Alice said, "play house" the day after we saw you guys? She definitely learned it from your girls. It made me happy.

Oh! And your girls left the dolls in the dollhouse in some really funny scenes. They had the calico critter bunnies naked and in the bathtub for one.

Lisa Page Rosenberg said...

That is a description of my dream lawyer.