The first time I ever filled my car with gas when I was newly 16, I leaned into my window to get my money from the driver's seat and a big old (to me at the time, he was probably only like 25) black guy said, "It's hot..." and I innocently said, "Uh, yeah, uh, I guess it's kind of hot outside?" and he said, "No girl, I'M getting HOT lookin at that big fine ass leaning over like that!" I turned a thousand shades of red and have never forgotten that moment. Two kids and 20 pounds later...
I have done that with my cell phone. More than once.
4 comments:
your ba-donka-donk is fine girl!
Thanks for a good morning giggle! If you're anything like me it's probably more the mommy brain than the mommy rear.
It's not a big bottom it's a "curvey, girly bum". Doesn't that sound better? I'm just in denial having gained some weight!
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The first time I ever filled my car with gas when I was newly 16, I leaned into my window to get my money from the driver's seat and a big old (to me at the time, he was probably only like 25) black guy said, "It's hot..." and I innocently said, "Uh, yeah, uh, I guess it's kind of hot outside?" and he said, "No girl, I'M getting HOT lookin at that big fine ass leaning over like that!" I turned a thousand shades of red and have never forgotten that moment. Two kids and 20 pounds later...
I have done that with my cell phone. More than once.
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